Morning Meme: Taken and Single

This is so true!! I used to be the type to say that social media is the root of all evil, but no one is holding a gun to your head when you're browsing for a new victim online. I touched on this slightly in my previous post, but I needed to expand on it (that's the purpose of an online diary right?). Just because something is available to you, doesn't mean you need to saunter your happy ass over to it to try your hand. No one is satisfied with what they have, or so it seems that way at least. You can literally have a person in your corner that is EVERYTHING you need, but the slightest discourse causes you to smell yourself and see what you can pull. I swear this is why so many MF's value NOTHING, want EVERYTHING and don't have to work hard for it! Everything is so easily obtained. If a guy isn't the best at approaching women (aka you have no game you lil' bitch), then the internet is the absolute best platform for you. If you're a female and you have low self esteem and seek attention, or are shy/lacking social skills, you can just post a pic and sit back and wait for the attention to come to you.

Either way, if you're in a relationship, you should either respect it or be single.If you utilize social media facets as a means to cheat, then that makes you corny. If you aren't happy in your situation, you need to muster up the courage to leave that situation, regardless of the consequences. One thing I'm NOT about to do is stalk my mate's social media. I would expect that you have some scruples about yourself, and aren't out here slangin' dick to anyone that requests a ride. If you'd like to sell yourself, I'll happily manage you for 50% of the profit, but you won't be dropping dick off in this here vagina once we enter those terms. If your instincts are telling you something is shady in your situation, you're probably right. If you find yourself lurking through comments, messages, etc. you need to find something better to occupy your time. Love doesn't lurk, as love is confident and self assured. Anything of the latter is a reason for separation. You can be a private person and keep all the details of your relationship to yourself, but you're fulla shit if you tell me that you'd NEVER post a pic or video of your significant other. I may not have him gracing the pages of my profile on a daily, but best believe, you'll know who I'm claiming. If you keep getting the run around with regard to reasons why you don't need to be acknowledged, just know that  your significant other isn't as significant as you'd like to think. They're currently online shopping, and the cart is full chile! If you want to be single, then be single, but stop giving folk a reason to act crazy, and pretending like you have no clue as to why. Don't trust these hoes, and don't feed the models *shrugs*.