Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Morning Meme: Saving Myself

Is there an age cutoff to care about shit like this? Will I forever teeter on the decision to just GET SOME or be a good girl and play with one penis at a time? Is it sad that I remember every sexual partner I've ever had including their full names? Am I more of a prude than I lead on? I know women that average 10-20 sexual conquests a year! I keep recycling the same dick in an effort to keep my body count down lol. What psychological damage is this doing? I feel guilty when I have sex with more than one person in a year. I have never gone through a "hoe phase" in my 20's or early 30's, so am I missing out on anything? How do we do this? Do you have  few partners in a week? The same day? I need the rule book! So many women have freed themselves from stereotypes and stigma, and are just LIVING! Not to say that sleeping with a bunch of men is liberating, but they might be onto something. I know we all have thought of some crazy shit before, but never acted on it. Who's gonna know if you indulge? If you're safe, and smart about the confines of the situation, get you some dick. This is not a game for those that fall fast. Every man you meet isn't gonna be marriage material, so why deprive yourself of releasing Oxytocin! Use them for what they're good for! I need to take my own advice, and maybe one day I will lol. The issue with me is that I'm a germaphobe, so the thought of a bunch of strangers in my personal space makes me cringe. All those bodily secretions mixing with not enough time to cleanse....okay self...STOP! Too much thinking and not enough humping. Get some for me while I internally struggle with my pornographic thoughts with no action to follow. Freaks!

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