Thursday, January 24, 2019

Morning Meme: Utterly Turned Off

Now Listen! I a not one to body shame anyone. You know what...fuck that body shaming shit. You sensitive ass people have made a way to silence all the free thinkers and speakers of the world. I wanna know what in the moo cow utter cluster fuck this is! Good man aside, you can't just spring these 4 inch nipples on a girl. You've got to warn me about your oddities within that month we are supposedly dating. If you don't find a way to slide in the fact that you're breastfeeding with elongated nipplage, then we are gonna have a major problem when you peel your shirt off. That taco meat must go as well Isaac Hayes. If you look close and slowly back away, his chest looks like two mylar balloons awaiting the string to be tied. It's a HARD PASS for me. Not to be shallow, but this is a puddle-worthy post. *shrugs shoulders*

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